More New Work (New Work pt. II)

I made some more song titles this morning. Here they are. Same rules apply, you jackals.

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You Jackals

G-Rated Bedroom Tapes*

You Took All of Me and I Feel Like Half a Man

I'm Fucking Innocent

The RIAA Took My Baby Away

Your Body Speaks in Tongues

Bubblegum Pit Girl

I Don't Care if the Cops Come

Pick Pt. 1 (Cloyingly Empty Genre Shifter)

1+1=1 (Pete Taught Me Math)

Tonight. You.

F/M=A

Pick Pt. 2 (Cloyingly Empty Gender Shifter)

So Heartbroken I Can't Drink Anymore

Praying for a Weekend Local Train so I Can Spend More Time With You**

Cat Sound

The Sweat Is In My Eyes (And I Can't See You)

The World's Most Beautiful Photobomb

Awkward Glances/Gateway Drug

Nancy Reagan (Just Say No)

You Can't Control The Wave

Don't Make Me Start It

You Have Better Options (But None of Them are Here)

Tony Twist Died for Your Sins

Stagebound Prophet

Why are You Looking at Me Like That (Should I be Excited)

My Spoon is Too Big for Your Bowl***

Without Fans Like Me None of This Would be Possible

We're Both Getting Older

Balkanization

San Antonio to El Paso by Car

Vigilante Justice 101

Icons

Let The Lambs Sacrifice

Indiana: Let it Go

Don't Play it Again, I Said.

I'll Smoke a Menthol if it Means Getting to Know You

Another Night, Another Awesome Time

The Two Great Boyhood Obsessions (Girls and Socialism)

Elvis Presley and the New Music of Today

More to come!****

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*This one is written. There are many songs like it, but this one is mine.

**This one is in the stages of actually having words. I was listening to Meat Loaf at the time.

***This is a 10 minute funk jam

****Again, not a song title.